The Drive-By Command To Learn Magic Tricks
The other day I was watching this soap opera. It was kind of boring, so I started channel surfing. I came across this really weird religious show, where this guy kept telling the audience to learn magic tricks. He said that magic tricks, especially card tricks and other sleight of hand tricks are the foremost protection against the devil. Now before you call my a crazy guy for making this up, let me point out that it was three O clock in the morning, and it was one of those public access TV channels, where pretty much everything goes. Next time I think I might check the TV guide before I get blind sided by some magic trick peddling weirdo.